I’M STRESSIN’ OVER THIS GAME.
I need a drink, so I made this, The Roger Collins. It’s like a Tom Collins, except I named it after everyone’s favorite Robert Redford-lookalike English teacher-slash-student newspaper advisor from Sweet Valley High.
• 1 lemon
• 1 tsp sugar
• 2 oz Hendrick’s gin
• club soda
Juice one lemon and strain the seeds and pulp. Mix the strained lemon juice with sugar and gin; pour over ice in a rocks glass (I know a collins glass would be more appropriate but I don’t have any? Weird. TIME TO SHOP!). Top with club soda and clutch in your white-knuckled game seven hand.
lemons used: 1; lemons remaining: 1
EDIT: OH SWEET RELIEF